How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Be ye therefore clean

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, who is that in the tub?

May your day bubble over with fun!

Good Clean Fun

Real Cowboys Don't Take Baths

Splish Splash, I was taking a bath!